The Rise Of The Deathhawk

There is a guy on their porch with a Mohawk and a Sean John T-shirt. Is it just me or is this weird? Don’t get me wrong, I love the Suave-Punk scene; I guess I just wasn’t expecting it on the Sabbath. Also, I’m pretty sure I saw Sean Combs himself sport a Deathhawk (not to be confused with the Duohawk, Liberyhawk, Sunhawk, or Trihawk*) during his “P. Diddy” days (not to be confused with his “Puff Daddy” stage nor his current “Diddy” stage). Well if the dude is on their porch, he’s clearly lost or confused anyway, so his fashion sense can’t be too far behind. I’m a bit surprised he was able to fully dress himself this morning.

*For a full listing of Mohawks, check out Wikipedia