Thank you, thank you, you're far too kind!
And now, for my next trick, I'd like to perform...
(dramatic pause)
...an...
(dramatic pause)
...impression for you all.
::audience "oohs" and "ahhs"::
I've been working on it for quite some time. I will need complete and utter silence. It's entitled "My Sweatstains With the Bathroom Window Closed and the Dryer Running on High (Arms Aloft version)"
::audience gasps::
Here we go...
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::audience erupts into wild applause and cheers::