Who's Having Pancakes?

::audience applauds::

Thank you, thank you, you're far too kind!

And now, for my next trick, I'd like to perform...

(dramatic pause)

...an...

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...impression for you all.

::audience "oohs" and "ahhs"::

I've been working on it for quite some time. I will need complete and utter silence. It's entitled "My Sweatstains With the Bathroom Window Closed and the Dryer Running on High (Arms Aloft version)"

::audience gasps::

Here we go...

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::audience erupts into wild applause and cheers::