10:33 PM Tuesday
5 Drinks comes out on the stoop to have her phone conversation at near shouting levels so the whole neighborhood can hear. The following are some of the highlights:
5 Drinks: "What you doing?"
5D accusatory: "Why didn't you answer my call?"
Guy responds
5D coyly: "What are you doing?"
Guy Responds
5D upset: "What took you so long (to call me back)?"
Guy Responds
5D explains: "I'm actually here by myself, they went over to ..."
At this point I was shocked because this meant that the other neighbors had actually had somewhere to go for an evening.
Also at this point I assumed she was talking to her boyfriend and was perhaps inviting him over to have sex, an assumption I thought was confirmed by the next statement.
5D: "I'm wearing knickers (seriously, who uses that word?) and a black shirt."
Guy responds negatively
5D snaps: "Excuse me if I don't look good I'm just here with boyfriend, what do you expect?"
This is where I got a little lost as it became apparent she was not talking to her boyfriend unless she has multiple men. I guess that wouldn't be all that surprising since it seems most of the guys who have been over there regularly consume more than five drinks in a sitting.
Unfortunately the rest of the conversation is unknown because she returned to the kitchen, perhaps to get her present boyfriend a sixth drink to make up for her less than appealing outfit.
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Monday, June 22, 2009
A New Version of the Penis Game?
Hello readers,
I want to briefly introduce myself as I make my first WTFN? post. My name is Suze and I am the summer intern here at WTFN? With JOSHO! gone for the summer doing activities with young children (read that as you will) it was decided that Wolfgang would require some additional assistance. So, I have agreed to work here for no pay. Essentially my job is to sit around the apartment, especially when Wolfgang is gone or sleeping and observe the neighbors. Earlier I was relegated to only taking notes and reporting to Wolfgang and JOSHO! but with JOSHO!'s absence and Wolfgang's recent lack of posts I have been given permission to actually write some things on my own. Anyway, enough about me, it's time to report on the most recent activities next door.
Early this afternoon as I was sitting on the side porch reading my magazine and enjoying my lunch I witnessed a few interesting events. First, there were two strange cars in the driveway which is surprising considering the number of vehicles that are regularly seen parked there. After they departed a young man and woman who could be most accurately described as white trash-y strolled up. They were inside for about 15 minutes and then both emerged holding open bottles of Miller Lite and proceeded to walk down the street. Mind you this is at about 1:15 pm on a Monday. I'm all for acloholic behavior but...
I returned to my lunch and article about Jay Leno when I was again distracted this time by a familiar tan sedan returning next door. Driven by Rat-A-Tat with Five Drinks riding shotgun it came to a stop and both emerged from the car. Immediately after exiting Rat-A-Tat shouted "GRAB MY COCK!" eliciting laughter from Five Drinks. At this point they were unaware of my presence. Five Drinks asked him where that came from to which he responded, "I dunno it just kind of bubbled up." They then walked onto their own side porch and as they reached the door Five Drinks said, "Do it again or I won't let you inside". The odd thing was at this point I know they were aware of my presence because Five Drinks was staring right at me. Rat-A-Tat then screamed "GRAB MY COCK!" again and was allowed inside the apartment where they could be heard giggling. Based on the behavior of the earlier guests I'm guessing they may have been fucked up in some way, or at least that's what I'm telling myself to explain their actions.
In any event, it appears the neighbors may have just invented a new version of a game I used to play as a child (read until last month when I graduated college) called the penis game. The only object was to yell penis louder than your opponent, preferably in a public place. It remains to be seen if GRAB MY COCK! will become a staple game next door or if it was just bizarre anomalous behavior.
grab my cock
I want to briefly introduce myself as I make my first WTFN? post. My name is Suze and I am the summer intern here at WTFN? With JOSHO! gone for the summer doing activities with young children (read that as you will) it was decided that Wolfgang would require some additional assistance. So, I have agreed to work here for no pay. Essentially my job is to sit around the apartment, especially when Wolfgang is gone or sleeping and observe the neighbors. Earlier I was relegated to only taking notes and reporting to Wolfgang and JOSHO! but with JOSHO!'s absence and Wolfgang's recent lack of posts I have been given permission to actually write some things on my own. Anyway, enough about me, it's time to report on the most recent activities next door.
Early this afternoon as I was sitting on the side porch reading my magazine and enjoying my lunch I witnessed a few interesting events. First, there were two strange cars in the driveway which is surprising considering the number of vehicles that are regularly seen parked there. After they departed a young man and woman who could be most accurately described as white trash-y strolled up. They were inside for about 15 minutes and then both emerged holding open bottles of Miller Lite and proceeded to walk down the street. Mind you this is at about 1:15 pm on a Monday. I'm all for acloholic behavior but...
I returned to my lunch and article about Jay Leno when I was again distracted this time by a familiar tan sedan returning next door. Driven by Rat-A-Tat with Five Drinks riding shotgun it came to a stop and both emerged from the car. Immediately after exiting Rat-A-Tat shouted "GRAB MY COCK!" eliciting laughter from Five Drinks. At this point they were unaware of my presence. Five Drinks asked him where that came from to which he responded, "I dunno it just kind of bubbled up." They then walked onto their own side porch and as they reached the door Five Drinks said, "Do it again or I won't let you inside". The odd thing was at this point I know they were aware of my presence because Five Drinks was staring right at me. Rat-A-Tat then screamed "GRAB MY COCK!" again and was allowed inside the apartment where they could be heard giggling. Based on the behavior of the earlier guests I'm guessing they may have been fucked up in some way, or at least that's what I'm telling myself to explain their actions.
In any event, it appears the neighbors may have just invented a new version of a game I used to play as a child (read until last month when I graduated college) called the penis game. The only object was to yell penis louder than your opponent, preferably in a public place. It remains to be seen if GRAB MY COCK! will become a staple game next door or if it was just bizarre anomalous behavior.
grab my cock
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