I consumed 14 oatmeal raisin cookies to reach a level of Nirvana whereby I would be able to accurately predict what will transpire this weekend. Without any further ado:
-they will curse at their progeny
-random automobiles will arrive at all hours of the day and/or night
-pets will bark, yip, yelp and/or bray repeatedly
-they will "Get their Goose on"
-Wolfgang's Speaker Bedroom will broadcast some of the finest Top 40 hip-pop music known to mankind
-Helga will quit smoking ...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
::wheeze::
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
-they will film a porno remake of the movie "Alive," subtitled "Eat This Meat."
Back on Sunday afternoon to once again carry the cumbersome torch of Neighborly Observation. Maybe they'll cut our grass.