The Next Door Opera: Second Movement

HELGA

"Did you make a stinky?"

LITTLE GIRL #1

"What?"

HELGA

"Did you move your bowels?"

LITTLE GIRL #1

"What?"

HELGA

"...did you move your bowels?"

LITTLE GIRL #1

"What?"

HELGA

"I'm NOT playin'!  Did you make a mess in your pants?"

LITTLE GIRL #1

"What?"

HELGA

"DID YOU DO A NUMBER 2?"

LITTLE GIRL #1

"What?"

HELGA

"DID YOU MAKE A STINKY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

I threw back my head like a concert pianist as I transcribed the above exchange, pretending I was playing a concerto instead of merely typing on a laptop.  This dialogue was strangely musical and moved me...

...OHMYCHRISTOULDSOMEONEFUCKINGGUARDPAULPIERECEFORTHELOVEOFPETE