Exponential Defiance

Calamity Jane is outside hitting her sister, but don’t worry, Helga’s got it on lock: “You will not hit your sister.”

Being the good child that she is, Jane immediately complies:

“I will hit my sister” about six times followed by “I hate you…and you and you and you and you" (pointing at everyone individually as though she's just finished watching Half-Baked for the eighth time since 4/20).

I think she even got Shadow in there which I do not approve of.