A new car has pulled up. It’s a black Pontiac, driven by a lady who resembles Catherine O’Hara’s character in …well, every Christopher Guest movie she’s been in. Helga and Codename Catherine cleaning are now in the middle of cleaning out the trunk and piling these "goodies" on the porch. Let’s take roll call of the contents, shall we?
-one (1) doggy crate for “Doggy”: Here!
-one (1) white colander with one (1) yellow rubber duckie and one (1) mixing spoon: Here!
-one (1) jewelry box with clock (set to wrong time): yo!
-shoe box with any number of narcotics contained therein: …what? (mumbles) Oh. Here.
-salt ‘n’ pepper shake set: Here!
Did they rob a bag lady? Either way, I’m out of here for the rest of the weekend. Wolfgang, you have the bridge.
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