Tuesday, April 14, 2009

I Wish I Were Helga's Kids

Here is actual dialog from today:

“Don’t say that.”
“Don’t say that.”
“Don’t say that.”
“Go inside right now!”
(through gritted teeth) “I’m going to punch you in the face [something slams]; don’t say that!”

I think I’m finally going to be able to achieve my Domestic Violence Intervention badge for Eagle Scout. And by intervention, I mean cowardly sucking my thumb.
Posted By Wolfgang @ 4/14/2009 12:34:00 PM
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2 comments:

  1. Honey Glazed HammApril 15, 2009 at 4:25 AM

    She should have just gone with, "Guys! DO SOMETHING!"

    She could have done this whilst cuddled in bed with another man and listening to Paul Simon. The detailed account of this event does not mean I have ever done it with someone who blogs here.

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  2. josho!April 15, 2009 at 8:50 AM

    I've never cuddled with another man in bed. In fact, I don't even like Paul Simon. Or beds.

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