HELGA:
"Shut up!"
"(pouty) ...shut up!"
"Get over here!"
"Get OUT of the driveway!"
All this is directed at Shadow. Poor Shadow, he’s only been over there for two days - like he could possibly had a firm grasp of the Code of Conduct for the laissez-faire hellride homelife they have brewing across the fence. Right now he’s more preoccupied with inspecting every single Virginia Slims ciggy butt that litters the driveway, courtesy of Helga and Little Girl #2. I can empathize with Shadow; it also takes me a long time to acclimate to new surroundings. Only recently have I stopped urinating in Wolfgang’s bedroom in favour of the toilet.
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