That being said, I am concerned for Doggy. It's always tough when there's a younger, hotter addition to the family. I don't think the day is too far off when Doggy "runs away" and the neighbors enjoy a new color upon their food palate. I will miss his defiant spirit.
Here is Helga's updated hierarchy:
- Her Car
- Shadow
- Cigarettes
- Profanity
- Montell
- Geology
- The Welsh Grape Juice Girl
- Calamity Jane
- Roach Eggs
- Mad-Dog 20/20
- Jean Shorts
- Obtaining Nirvana
- Doggy
- The Dudley Boyz
- Francophones
- Little Girl #2
- Thing #1
- Spam Rewards Catalog
- Chlamydia
- Little Girl #3?
- The XFL
- Aaron Carter
- Her Awesome Boyfriend
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