"Hot Enough For Ya?" (Said in Cop Voice)

Whilst sitting betwixt Greg and Jodi, who live on the second floor of our building, I had the following interaction with Codename Rat-a-Tat aka The Tattooed Rodent-Looking Gentleman Who Rides Upon The Motorcycle:

RAT-A-TAT climbs off his motorcycle and walks down the driveway towards the house.

RAT-A-TAT

"Hey, how's it going?"

US

"(puzzled as we determined if he was actually addressing us or just cursing under his breath) ...hey."

RAT-A-TAT

"Great weather!"*

(*josho's Note:  It was not "great weather", but about 90 degrees with a pantload of humidity)

US

"(lying to his face) Yep!"

RAT-A-TAT

"Hope it stays like this!"

RAT-A-TAT enters the house.

SCENE

Rat-a-Tat must be half Alligator if he thinks this climate is suitable for anyone other than the Devil himself.