The best way to meet people is to rummage through their trash, or so it says in my spy magazines. (Note To Male College Students: This also works when trying to "score babes.")
Unfortunately for me, by the time I made it outside this morning the speedy City of Philadelphia rubbish brigade had already puttered up our block. What I did find: two empty cans of tuna-style fish and one flat, rectangular box labeled "Delicious Pizza."
If my camera didn't run on sixteen AA batteries I might have snapped a photo.
I have an insight. Lucas is a fantastic name.
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