In addition to a number of texts proclaiming vehement innocence and ordering tuna-and-cheese pizzas, here were some other highlights:
(773): "OMG my fucken kid stole the car AGAIN!!1!
(773): "dont forget that extra pregnancy test and coathanger. just in case"
(773): "no asshole you've got it all wrong"
(845): "fuck you bitch"
(773): "2 cos (-5/6 pi + 2 n pi) + pi 2 sin (-5/6 pi + 2 n pi)"
(845): "ohhhhhhh"
(773): "El embarque de heroina sintetica y sexo peruano prepuber esclaviza llega el sabado. Deseo mi deniro que jode!!!"
(773): "dont those assclowns next door ever leave?? they must be secret agentz"
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Oh my god I totally know what you guys are talking about. Like you, I am also way smarter and more sophisticated than many of my neighbors. I even went to college! Unlike you, (or you's-as the idiots next door would say)I lack the writing skills and creativity to keep a running blog on all of my moroneighbors' (see what I did there? I took two independent words and formed a completely new and awesome one. Maybe I DO have the skills!-LOL) hilariously inept activities. Thanks for keeping us abreast (*snicker*) of all of their comings and goings. Rock on!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure tattoos, loud vehicles and scraped wombs are valued alongside a college education in some cultures.
ReplyDeletePS. Any claims to sophistication via blogging on WTFN are hereby negated due to the "I Do! (Doo-Doo)" post.
PPS. "Moroneighbors" is hereby copyrighted 2009 by Anonymous