Tuesday, April 07, 2009

All Thanks To A Condom Brand Called "None"

A different car from the normal ratty Jeep Cherokee Sport just pulled into the driveway. It looks to be a tan sedan (unintentional rhyme ...or was it?). We just decided that these neighbors of ours need codenames. The woman, who shall remain codename-less (for now) just entered the house with two little girls that we've never seen before. Fuckbeans – they have KIDS. We’re clearly in for it now.

An Exceedingly Legal Disclaimer: Vincent “Wolfgang McSkeeter” McCrink and josho! are not liable for any shenanigans involving little people during any sexy parties hosted at 1Prime (our home).

A Second Exceedingly Legal Disclaimer: Any and all parties hosted at 1Prime are inherently unsexy; in fact, they are rather drab.

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