Where are they?

Hey guys sorry there hasn't been a post in awhile. I'm not sure if there are even any loyal readers left at this point.

I wanted to explain why we haven't been posting. All of a sudden a few weeks ago the neighbors became almost normal. I no longer saw all of them out on the porch before heading off to work and saw them again as I returned twelve hours later. There are no longer screaming phone conversations on the porch or late night drunk driving excursions. The young girls don't frolic in the kiddie pool without any visible adult supervision.

In fact, if I had moved in three weeks ago I would have thought that Wolfgang and JoshO were making up all their posts.

My only theory as to why this has begun to occur is that somehow the neighbors have managed to make some friends and they now spend all their time over there increasing the dysfunctionality and volume level in some other neighborhood in this fair city.

However, we shall remain ever vigilant and will report the next noteworthy event as soon as it occurs. Hang in there internet, unlike regular trash, white trash never gets picked up at the curb.