Spoken Too Soon

I would like to clarify the last post. It's not that the neighbors aren't doing anything ridiculous (right now they are blasting the radio from the truck again and having a kiddie pool party with Calamity Jane intermittenly screaming her brains out); it's just that they haven't done anything new. After living next to them so long, their antics are becoming stale. They just repeat the same tommyrot over and over again. I'm not going to post for the eighth time that 5 Drinks is wearing gross shorts and attempting to dance with her children (because right now she is). Posts will occur when something post-worthy occurs or some new revelation concerning the mystery of our neighbors strikes us.