While seated at my desk, I glanced out the window to see a full-grown Flat-Brimmed Platypus in the driveway!!
Originally discovered to inhabit urban areas, the Flat-Brimmed Platypus (terriblus hip-hopus stylus) has recently migrated to more suburban areas like shopping malls and skate parks. This migration happens to parallel the pattern anthropologists have noted amongst Honda Civics with Large Exhaust Pipes (Ruinedus Familyus Sedanus).
Known for uncurved baseball-style caps, the Flat-Brimmed Platypus also favours baggy trousers, oversized graphic tee-style shirts and a propensity for unemployment. Do not be afraid to provoke the Flat-Brimmed Platypus - though it may protest loudly, its bark is truly worse than its bite.
The good folks over at Fuck You, Penguin would have a field day with this beast.
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