Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Stick And/Or Move (Away)

It's time for Helga to give the Little Girls a ride to school, or in Calamity Jane's case the Al Queda "Kidz 4 Allah" workshop.  It's of no surprise to anyone that the song issuing forth from the car stereo is that terrible and raunchy re-make of the Dead or Alive classic* "You Spin Me Round (Like A Record)."

Added Bonus:  Helga is wearing a grey sweatshirt AND grey sweatpants, which is one of the most convincing Rocky costumes I've ever been associated with.  I'm going to space out for the next few hours and imagine her punching cuts of beef.

*Who does Mr. "Flo-Rida" think he is to monkey with a masterpiece of '80s culture and then go for the shock value of a thinly-veiled fellatio reference in the hook?  The veterans of '80s Night at the Fuze Box in Albany must be rolling over in their Syphilis-induced graves.

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