Thanks For the Memories (And The Mammaries, Five Drinks)

Upon arriving home from Super Secret and Mischeivious Doings About Town, I just saw the following:

No, not the red Saturn. Look again, superguy.

...yes! A U-HAUL-STYLE TRUCK PARKED IN THEIR DRIVEY-WAY.

/blink blink

The Neighbors = HEREBY EVICTED

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Really, you guys!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But for why why why why? It has to be related to the recent visit from the heat, right? The imagination soars, my eyes become glassy and the jokes ferment.

I bet you're wondering if I took any more photos? Well, you bet your fuggy ass I did!!!!

So, that's just about it, huh? Leading scientists, historians and theologians will doubtlessly debate the actual cause for eviction in the coming decades. Meanwhile, Wolfgang and I will doubtlessly revel in the peace and/or quiet. Perhaps we'll play Scrabble.

Oh, does anyone out there want to buy their couch?

Guaranteed To Make Your Neighbors Say "WTF?"

Hnk just passed this along from Craiggerslist:

Delivery Guy with a Funny Adult Delivery Twist
Will deliver pizzas, flowers or messages for you, and when they come to the door to answer, my pants will accidentally drop or your other suggestions..to give them a laugh and a delivery they won't soon forget!

This guy will Deliver Pizza, Flowers etc. & Ooops - will strip or whatever you wish. Fall Down at Delivery! Guy next door type, not a rockstar or musclehead, late 30's but attractive!) late 30's/early 40's (so very believable) available to play a memorable joke deliveryman on your friends. 

Throw in a spinning bow tie and a water-squirting flower in your lapel and you're hired to make contact!