Thanks Be To Allah I Wasn't Watching Porn

Whilst recently enjoying some doctor-perscribed Down Tyme (ie. sitting upon the couch watching this week's episode of LOST), Wolfgang emerges from his Speaker Bedroom with slits for eyes and conspiratorially murmurs, "Do you hear that??"

What? (eyes glued to the tee vee)

"Do you hear that?," motioning to the open door facing The Neighbors.

No, I don't. (Subtext: Leave me be, so I can get back to this thrilling episode)

Wolfgang then proceeds to give me examples of the conversation he attributes to The Neighbors, who upon last glance, aren't even outside.

The snippets he's quoting are verbatim dialog from the program on the tee vee set.

****LOST JOKES ALERT****

-I, for one, would be fine calling them The Others.

-Helga vs. Five Drinks = Jacob vs. Esau

-Calamity Jane is my Constant.

-Rat-a-Tat refers to his penis as "The Black Rock."

-Their Dharma-sponsored food drops contain only Slim Jims, Mountain Dew and Crystal Meth.

-It's been tough to find the time to shout in the driveway recently because they need to stay inside and press the button every 108 minutes.

-The Neighbors are so dumb they actually like the character of Kate Austin (!)

The comments on this blog do not reflect those of producers of LOST, the American Broadcasting Company and its affiliates. Except the part about hating Kate.

Stale Bubblegum For All My Friends (One Piece)

Have you ever been fascinated with the topic-generated advertisements (pronounced in the British manner) Google places in the bottom right corner of WTFN?

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...No?

Pity.

(That was a snappy attempt to start a post with a "rhetorical question".  Literary devices!)

(Don't judge, I went to a state school.)

On a recent perusal of the blog (one of the 1231092094922 times I check it daily - just slightly more than my reading list of pathetic sporting blogs) I was tickled in my Laff Zone to see four (4) ads for "Phone Call Recording" and one (1) ad for "trash/recycling."  I think our blog really appeals to Nixon-era espionage and "waste management" fans, not to mention erudite aficionados de comedie.  

We also have generated a whole 28 cents in revenue since launching this lil' ditty, so hat's off to YOU, faithful reader!  YOU made this 28 cents possible!