"I don’t sell crack, yo. I ain’t movin’ no bricks or none of that other shit. I ain’t shoot nobody in like…since the early 90’s, man. How long you gonna be 40 years old and actin’ like you still sellin’ cracks and you on the block and you doin’ this and you doin’ that when times is more serious, man. We in a fuckin’ recession, B! Ain’t nobody gettin’ no money, man!"
Showing posts with label WTFN. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WTFN. Show all posts
Friday, June 05, 2009
Apropos Of Nothing (A Reflection For The Weekend)
And now, WTFN's new mission statement/Christmas card, courtesy of Mr. Ghostface Killah (formerly of the Wu-Tang Clan):
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Stale Bubblegum For All My Friends (One Piece)
Have you ever been fascinated with the topic-generated advertisements (pronounced in the British manner) Google places in the bottom right corner of WTFN?
...
...No?
Pity.
(That was a snappy attempt to start a post with a "rhetorical question". Literary devices!)
(Don't judge, I went to a state school.)
On a recent perusal of the blog (one of the 1231092094922 times I check it daily - just slightly more than my reading list of pathetic sporting blogs) I was tickled in my Laff Zone to see four (4) ads for "Phone Call Recording" and one (1) ad for "trash/recycling." I think our blog really appeals to Nixon-era espionage and "waste management" fans, not to mention erudite aficionados de comedie.
We also have generated a whole 28 cents in revenue since launching this lil' ditty, so hat's off to YOU, faithful reader! YOU made this 28 cents possible!
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