Who's Having Pancakes?

::audience applauds::

Thank you, thank you, you're far too kind!

And now, for my next trick, I'd like to perform...

(dramatic pause)

...an...

(dramatic pause)

...impression for you all.

::audience "oohs" and "ahhs"::

I've been working on it for quite some time. I will need complete and utter silence. It's entitled "My Sweatstains With the Bathroom Window Closed and the Dryer Running on High (Arms Aloft version)"

::audience gasps::

Here we go...

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::audience erupts into wild applause and cheers::

Apropos Of Nothing (A Reflection For The Weekend)

And now, WTFN's new mission statement/Christmas card, courtesy of Mr. Ghostface Killah (formerly of the Wu-Tang Clan):

"I don’t sell crack, yo. I ain’t movin’ no bricks or none of that other shit. I ain’t shoot nobody in like…since the early 90’s, man. How long you gonna be 40 years old and actin’ like you still sellin’ cracks and you on the block and you doin’ this and you doin’ that when times is more serious, man. We in a fuckin’ recession, B! Ain’t nobody gettin’ no money, man!"

(courtesy of Unkut and bg5000)