I Now Check Zero Dependents

While recently having lunch with our friends Lucas and Leah, we discussed how Philadelphia is a very liberal legal town.  It's a veritable wild west of people breaking leases, shooting folks without consequences, and (most vividly expressed in the example of The Neighbors): rearing children (and pets) in an unsuitable climate, devoid of love and/or compassion, without repercussions.  There's great lawyers in this city that can get you out of ANYthing.  And I mean, EH-NEH-THING.

I have four kids in Rhode Island but then I moved to Philly and I'm not even their dad anymore!